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I line up at the snack table during half time.

What this is, how you say "Super Bowl?"



All I know is on some Sunday in the beginning of the year, I go to someone's house and eat a lot of dips. And that "bowl" of chips better be bottomless.



So I neither care about the match nor the singers during half-time. I'll be spending most of Sunday stuffing my face and these are the performers I'd like to see at the table:


Guacamole
Here's why guacamole is a star performer. I usually make it and put like 85 serrano peppers in it. It sets my mouth on fire and for some reason I like that. Also, for some reason I try to wash away the burning with really bad beer.


Gruyere & Coppa
Okay... cheddar and bologna. But you know what I'm getting that. Beef and cheese is the shit!


Little Smokies
And I'm not talking about my toes. The snausages, folks, the snausages.


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