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Clif bars look like turds
Not just any turd either... a nutty turd.
What is the deal with this hearty snack/meal? I actually really love Clif bars, especially the Chocolate Brownie and Almond Fudge varieties. They also make me massively hyperactive and give me the desire to run like a hamster on a wheel until I exhaust myself. However every time I eat one (which requires a lot of effortful, determined mastication) I feel like I'm gnawing on shit. It's actually embarrassing to eat in front of people. Why is this chick eating a piece, they must wonder...
What is the deal with this hearty snack/meal? I actually really love Clif bars, especially the Chocolate Brownie and Almond Fudge varieties. They also make me massively hyperactive and give me the desire to run like a hamster on a wheel until I exhaust myself. However every time I eat one (which requires a lot of effortful, determined mastication) I feel like I'm gnawing on shit. It's actually embarrassing to eat in front of people. Why is this chick eating a piece, they must wonder...